do not ever think of doing this...

attack of the blue snow cone

me and batman before i go out dancing with hundreds of gay men

"so - what do you want to do for father's day?

" i don't care - what do you think?"

"i'll see what everyone else is doing"

i pick up the phone to call meme...

"it is free day at 6 flags for guests of season ticket holders"

"sounds cool! we'll do that for a couple of hours and then go to petaluma and have dinner and pick up the chunk" he had been at g-parents for the weekend. that was my present to them. isn't that nice of me?

so, you may say already sounded like a disaster of an idea. but not really. we had gone a bunch of times to 6 flags last year on their free days and we would go in when they opened and then got the heck out of dodge before it got too crowded. oh no - not this year. the 45 minute drive to the exit to vallejo was normal. the extra 45 minutes to get off of the exit and enter the parking lot was not. the crazy long security line and then the horrendously long ticket line was also not normal. the checking to make sure that the season txt holders had only one guest was not normal either. we had 3 extra. more waiting to try to figure it out. it was worst than ikea in there and hot. we split up by age group -younger one's did the kiddie things and the older ones went on real roller coasters. by 3:30 - i expected to be out by 12 - the kids got to ride on a good amount of rides. how was the older crowd doing? they had rode on one ride. ONE ride! we decided to leave and to go home. we stopped at a combo gas station, baskin robbins and carl's jr. i got a shake, m love got a scoop and b went to get a burger. me and m love got the treats and sat in the car for at least 15 minutes waiting. where the heck was b? waiting, waiting, waiting - he must be laying bleeding on the bathroom floor after being mugged. i had to check - OMG he had not even got the food yet. no burger at a fast food place is worth a 1/2 hour wait. then the ride home was all on poor b. i fell asleep almost immediately as i went out dancing last night and needed to catch up on my sleep. we did not get home until 5:30. it was plain awful. i left out a lot but i had to get some of the this story of of my chest.